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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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