Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
