its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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