Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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