it's like iHOP with fire
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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