She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think I sprained my soul last night
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.