Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it