No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she peed on how many people?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything