he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked