Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
why is half of my head shaved?
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