Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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