"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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