they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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