I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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