It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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