Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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