if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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