You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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