the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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