Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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