We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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