Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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