Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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