Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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