My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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