i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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