the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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