I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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