You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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