are you so shy because you have an std?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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