two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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