DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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