i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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