In the future we'll all be gay
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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