So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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