she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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