fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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