My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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