he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Two words: nipple clamps
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