I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize