So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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