I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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