i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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