Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
