I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
you never un-have a 4some
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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