You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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