I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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