I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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