So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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