I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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