Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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