R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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