question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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