Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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