Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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