i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles