i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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Can't talk, ducks in the car
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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