Life is so much better after having sex.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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