Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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