Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.